A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

Wormzai is the love of my life. Without him, I would still be a miserable child, my soul lingering in a non-existent forest. It was that day, that I saw Wormzai. Him and his luscious and soft brown hair. His kind smile melted my heart. He held my hand, and, I finally felt happiness for once in so many years. He is our lord and savior, he saved all of us. All those who do not believe in Wormzai shall perish. One day, Wormzai will take over this pathetic little world (as he should). He will take all those who love him, into his little dirt soil home.

An extremely advanced way to greet someone, used by people who are either so smart or so stupid as to speak to each other in Shakespearian English and by people who literally change their Minecraft language settings to it. For reference, as of now, it is eighty-two percent translated for the Minecraft Launcher. WARNING: Do NOT use the LOLcat language option. No. I said no. No! I said... oh forget it.

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.