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To reply to an argument with a completely different topic.
Correct Person: You will never be accepted mookid.
Mookid: So what's it like to be so ugly?
mookid by Roganite January 16, 2009

Married single mother 

A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G
“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
Obama campaign spox Bill Burton tells ABC News in response, "It appears that the man who once told us 'Don't stop thinking about tomorrow' has changed his tune and is now singing 'Yesterday' everywhere he goes."
spox by glm February 16, 2008

skambling 

An activity that involves both skiing and gambling.
I'm really looking forward to my skambling vacation.
skambling by Mike S. S. December 30, 2008
Shleaking (verb) is the act of slicing, piercing, or otherwise opening a mans testicles, colloquially referred to as the
"ballsack", for the purpose of letting the semen content flow out through the wol freely, in a similar process and ideology t
"Bloodletting". However, this is solely for sexual pleasure from either the participal being cut (The Shleakee) or the one participating in the act of cutting the individual in question (The Shleaker)
Pleasure can be derived from the act of being cut, cutting the participating individual, or from the resulting flow of semen from the fresh wound.
Hey girl you down for some shleaking later?
Shleaking by Jona_Da_Fox January 15, 2024
The term used to describe someone who is half neanderthal and half alien. The subject is covered in a plush furry down and likes to search local forrests for berries and rotten deer carcasses. Have been known to drive pink v-12's and say "get orf me" when you visit him in Maui. Is easily identified by his very small dog-like penis and his unusual green coloured musky man-goo.
You're Burg
Burg by Walter Grismale July 1, 2004
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