The act of farting under water and catching the bubble in your mouth before it bursts on the surface.

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

This is the highest amount you can live some one. More than the universe and longer than eternity.

Make love to you

Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.

"bad timing"