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Joseph 

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someone who is named this isn't even a guy, it's just a sexuality, a synonym for homosexual. if this is your name, then you are gay. Also you are probably a snitch lmao.
"Dang is that Joseph?"
"No that's just gay."
"I know!"
Joseph by EggrollPredator July 30, 2020

uncorking a vintage 

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Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.
Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.
uncorking a vintage by headydead September 25, 2013

Ayzlyne

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A girl with a riduculously nice ass but is socially awkward but its really funny. She looooooves Justin, and Desousa, and Costa, and Medeiros, and Smith.
guy 1: Damn, that girl is an Ayzlyne!
guy 2: Well, she is Ayzlyne.
Ayzlyne by yourpseudonymyo January 19, 2012

cherry rebel 

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A cherry rebel is a wanna-be rebel. A person who does mostly harmless and foolish crimes or immoral and/or antisocial activities just to gain attention. A cherry rebel is often a non-frightening and harmless person who tries to be a bad ass.
If the rebel-role is well-played by the cherry rebel he/she can actually appear more or less frightening at first. The first impression might fool you but a closer examination of the cherry rebel often reveals his/her true nature of foolishness and need for attention.
Cherry rebels are often rather annoying to have around and can get you into trouble with authorities for stupid and avoidable reasons even if you are innocent.
e.g.: The cherry rebel claims that you threw the beer bottle at the police car and his/her cherry rebel-friends support him/her.
Many people turn into cherry rebels when they are drunk.
Tom is kicking garbage bins and smashing beer bottles on walls again. He is a total cherry rebel when he is drunk.

Jack just threw a bicycle into the lake. He really thinks his cherry rebel-attitude is cool. Too bad for him that the ladies don't like cherry rebels.

I used to think Jim was a nice guy until I saw him drunk. He is a total jerk-off cherry rebel when he had a few beers and he got me into trouble with the police! I'm not going out with him anymore!

$traight 

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Not a hetero, well kinda... Likes the (sexual) company of men but prefers to date women.
“Yo waddup i’m Tony i’m $traight and just lookin for friends ;)”
$traight by bussywawa March 15, 2021

Calob

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A cool guy with a large ass, Diamond hard penis, who gives great "pleasure" to girls. He is strong, smart, athletic, cool, sexy, and nice to most people. He generally has soft hair, and girls want to get in his pants. He is God, not Allah, gahndi, or regular god.
Oh my! Calob, can I touch your penis.
Calob by Blondie69 November 14, 2014

acquired blindness 

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becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction
"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."
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