Gay Thoughts

The Often suppressed thoughts and fantasies Gay and sometimes straight men have about other men. Homosexual or heterosexual, most men have had them at some point in their lives.

“Damn, Trevor is so muscular, and it looks like he might be hung too, look at that bulge!” Then this guy’s girlfriend asks him what he’s thinking about, and he replies, “Oh, just the score on the ravens game babe!” - Gay Thoughts.

Gay Thoughts by Do What You’re Afraid To Do April 15, 2018

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fausteja

An intelligent idiot ;)

FAUSTEJAAAAAAAAAA YOU LOOK LIKE A FROG ;)

fausteja by F.malfoy October 1, 2020

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French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.

Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.

French relay by anon444 December 29, 2010

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Joke

A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.

In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.

Joke by Hym Iam December 8, 2020

carucci

A giant faglord with no cock and likes to fuck dogs.

A:I am Carucci

B: Faggot

carucci by PoopZoopDoople22 July 22, 2014

Macho Nacho

When a man marinates two fingers in his smelly sweaty ball sweat and then rubs the odor just under the nose of a friend or loved one.

Why is Alice vomiting?

Dirty Karl just gave her a Macho Nacho. He hasn't taken a shower in six days.

Macho Nacho by oldgreazybastard69 June 3, 2015

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stink-train

a decorative piece of feces made by a person like peter pinori (otherwise known as the mentally retarted) which is shaped like a train and runs on toilet paper tracks (popular in mexican cities)

"all aboard the stink-train"
"peter what have i told you about playing with your stink-train before dinner"

stink-train by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

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