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marinated steak tartar 

Dipping your cock in a woman’s blood infested hooch and using the blood covering your cock as lubricant to ass fuck the hell out of her. Once ejaculation is complete, you force your cock into her mouth to cleanse it of the blood/shit /cum mixture.
Last night I served up a marinated steak tartar to your mom. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

donut lick

while giving a blowjob, put a donut around the penis and eat it. lick the remains away. it will cause a boner. then keep giving the blowjob with the donut in the mouth. the man will ejacutlate. then, transfer the donut to the mans mouth and have the woman lay on her back. squeeze her tits together and spit the donut inside. then stick the boner in between the tits and move it around. then finger the woman and then have vaginal intercourse
dude! she totally donut licked me last night!
donut lick by vaginapussylicker August 8, 2008

Pernaginent 

"I assure you that I am pernaginent at my job."
Pernaginent by Gregory Haus June 16, 2021

Morgasminator 

A normal male which has an exeptional eye for ghetto booties and chicks with large racks, also has the insane urge to hump most inanimate objects.... CAUTION MAY BE CRAZY
captian Krirk
Morgasminator by Morgasminator April 9, 2004
Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."
Q: WWJD?
A: JWRTFM!
Q: WTF?
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.
JWRTFM by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

Pork Pusher 

1. A homosexual that par takes in aggressive sexual acts with heterosexual males with the intention to change their sexuality.

2. A meat eater who tries to convince vegetarians to eat meat.
"The club last night was full of Pork Pushers"
Pork Pusher by Pork Pusher69 January 16, 2010
A callous man with a perpetual thousand yard stare. The light in his eyes burned out years ago.
"Man, that guy doesn't give a fuck about people's feelings. He's definitely a Derek."
Derek by treyu3 November 11, 2021
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