Urban Dictionary
facebook drunkie
the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.
rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."
brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.
brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.
facebook drunkie by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009
fijai
fijai by ByeByeBunny November 23, 2021
the gauntlet
a high level drinking/drug game, commonly played by college students. first you take a hit off of a bong, then you chug a can of beer without exhaling, then after drinking the beer you exhale the smoke out of your nose and crunch the can on your forehead.
dude how high are you, and how'd you get that bruise on your head? Man im so high.... but last night i did the gauntlet!
the gauntlet by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007
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Jordan
Jordan 'Bee swarm, at Kuala Lumpur Airport' Yan is widely acclaimed for his influential Snapchat narratives and discernible demeanour. His most esteemed accomplishment, one that undeniably fills him with immense pride, is his remarkable progress in the realm of "Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator." Repeatedly, individuals have endeavoured to outshine his extraordinary talents and deride his online persona. However, Jordan Yan, armed with an expansive lexicon devoid of disparaging invectives, effortlessly thwarts all forms of aggression with the succinct declaration, "I'll frigging bash you, you frigging frigger."
Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"
Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.