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Crutch Wizard 

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!
Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected
Crutch Wizard by diverone86 January 10, 2011
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sorta kinda 

sort of kind of...really a cover up in avoiding the true answer of yes
did you sleep with him?
sorta kinda...
sorta kinda by fynest July 29, 2004
a woman who will fuck anyone and is very easy
hoe by Terek Campbell May 13, 2005
Abbey is a kind hearted girl, she always cares about her friends, if you ever get an abbey as a friend or not and loose her trust it will be very hard to get back she loves her family and friends, never let go of her no matter what. She is adventurous. People always judge her based on her past. But she is sweet and willing to take risks for somebod she’s close too.
Abbey is one of my best friends, I would take a bullet for her
Abbey by This is so true May 23, 2018

yoniform 

Police term for camoflage consisting of an oversize white T-shirt and baggy blue jeans. Worn by urban youth in an attempt to produce a vague and unhelpful suspect lookout.
"Lookout's for two code-one males, yoniformed. That's about half the fucking city, so have another donut, bunky."
yoniform by Crawlover November 7, 2005
A simple greeting often used from afar. Sometimes considered antiquated but still fun to say.
"Oh, look. Here comes Jill. Yoohoo! Jill!"
yoohoo by ths1161969 November 18, 2011
Someone you are training to do a job.
Your trainee knew he was going to have trouble with you, so he kicked you in the pussy.
Trainee by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021