A skirt so short it more qualifies as a large belt. Usually impossible to wear with discretion and almost guaranteed to provide incredible upskirt views to anyone patient enough to wait just a little.

You can call someone a Clapizipoo where they are clapping uncontrollably and kinda dancing but looking really funny weird, dramatic and sassy.

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.

The term sped is used for someone who is in the special education program.

A pumpfaker is a person who states intentions to do something, and never follows through. A person who is notorious for making plans, but never following through.
A person who consistently Curves people.