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crotchbulge 

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.
My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!
crotchbulge by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

valvoline 

A company that has been manufacturing oil for years, but more recently have been opening up instant oil change stores. Don't ever work for Valvoline instant oil change! they treat their employees like shit, make u work 11 hour days with no lunch break, and hate customers in general. in short, there are so many better places to work. I got out at a good time!
a customer pulled up to Valvoline, time to change the douchebags oil
valvoline by nerd murray February 16, 2009
Avais is daddy. He has a big booty which is very sexy. Avais is overall a big ball of sexy-ness. He will make you feel extremely loved and special. With an Avais you will instantly feel comfortable, he is husband material, loyal and a great friend. He is easy to talk to, smart, funny, and an absolute fittie. His every girls dream. Avais is bae.
Omg. Look at that hottie. Hes such an Avais.
Avais by Sexybobindabomb February 17, 2019
Literally a spineless, two faced, Turkish man-child. A man that pretends to be somebody that he is not until it blows up in his face and he is forcd to realize all he still is, is a child.
I thought I met a great person, but he was merely an Erkan.

Make sure you filter for Erkan types when meeting new men. You don't want to end up with someone totally different.
Erkan by tunaman456 October 31, 2023
Pitus sucked my dick.... :)
Pitus by Pitus July 16, 2022
A great Friend that is more like a sister.The best friend you could ever have. If you have a Friend Named Natalie dont leave them.But can sometimes be very demanding. LOL
Natalie Lover her RJ'S
Natalie by Kearah452257 January 6, 2020
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