Jose Mourinho
Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022
Urban Dictionary
boy howdy
1. Expression similar to "Oh, gosh".
2. Expression meaning "Oh, gosh, I'm a hick". If you can use "boy howdy" in a sentence with a straight face, you're about as far out of the urban mainstream as I can imagine.
2. Expression meaning "Oh, gosh, I'm a hick". If you can use "boy howdy" in a sentence with a straight face, you're about as far out of the urban mainstream as I can imagine.
Texas
A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
lambug
stressed out as a result of shitting bricks all day and then fingering your asshole relentlessly for 5 hours using italian dressing as lube; the funny feeling you get when you are chewing mashed potatoes; when someone walks up to you, pulls down their pants, and rips ass in your belly button; another word for a penis covered in cauliflower.
Cecil was lambuged after traveling to danny's house with a tummy full of taco flavored burritos; Awaiting sweet lambug, Ryan Smith busted a nut after hearing that the cafe was serving mashed potatoes for lunch; Cecil and Darrington walked silently behind Raluca, and lambuged her by surprise simultaneously; Bryce has a nasty lambug
lambug by sack attack October 23, 2007
Porco dio
It's a typical italian expression that is literally translated as pig god referring god to a pig. It's mainly said to blame god for the things that happen either good or bad. The adjective "pig" can change into many other words such as merda(shit), cane(dog), bastardo (bastard), ladro (theif), stronzo(asshole) and so on. The expression can also involve the figure of the virgin mary so the line can be Madonna puttana (referring the virgin mary as a bitch). In certain regions of italy such as Tuscany and in the northern part of Italy, the expression is the equivalent of the filler words "fuck", "fucking"