A collection of dank meme vines which are short and usually offensive.

waking up in the morning having a sore head a mouth like a badgers hole and having bloody knuckles. praying that you fell but having a vague recollection of punching somebody in the face.

1. (v.) to engage in sexual intercourse with
2. (adv: fucking) used similarly to "very", but a lot stronger, and generally more derogatory.
3. (adj: fucking) Does not have a specific meaning, but is placed in front of nouns to emphasize their importance.
4. (n.) insulting term for a "person", typically with dislikable or slutty traits.
5. (inter.) Used similarly to "Oh shoot!", but far stronger and more derogatory.
6. (phrasal verb, "fuck with") mess with
7. (adj: fucked) screwed, left with no choice
8. (n, typically in the singular) attention, care

A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.

Amazing girl I really do love her I hope we last for a long time has a attitude (it’s a good kind) really hot

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.