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maria laura

She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura
maria laura by youprobablyloveme March 20, 2019

penguinista 

A person, usually female, who is an advocate of the Linux computer operating system. Can be used as a form of familiar address or term of endearment.

Origin: penguin (the Linux symbol) + -ista (from the Spanish)
Twyla never uses Windows because she is a penguinista
penguinista by disastrophique July 21, 2008
A woman that is high on meth, and is stupid and is a cunt
That tweeker bitch is a spunt
Spunt by PJ Nebrado December 9, 2017
A sky zone jumping bible camp fesler
A-Terry by gus34 December 15, 2018

anaphyllatio 

When a man receives oral sex from a someone with a nut allergy after eating Brazil nuts and his semen causes the fellator to have an allergic reaction. A chemically induced donkey punch. (Yes, this is possible).
If you're going to brave anaphyllatio, you simply need a ton of Brazil nuts and you should have an EpiPen handy.
anaphyllatio by Blackwolff April 7, 2022

Waterproof Sex 

When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"

Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Waterproof Sex by Russian. May 13, 2010
another way to say chode

made as a noun
hey CHODEY!
hi..i dont hav a chode
chodey by oogurrl July 12, 2010
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