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gardacked 

being attacked by garden gnomes
i went over dave mccombs house and i was gardacked!!!
gardacked by nikaroo90 March 27, 2007

Valejandro

Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
Valejandro by peanutbutterluv November 21, 2021

blaydrienne

A self righteous hypocrite.
A Liar.
False.
Misleading.
Blaydrienne Says to someone "No Matter What we will always be together." Leaves then BLADRIENNE tells someone else "No Matter What I got you"
Or says "I'm strictly Dickly" but now is gay
blaydrienne by Teamcochino December 4, 2018

Reverse Osmosis 

The process of osmosis, or learning something while you are asleep, but the thing/person learning is awake.
Fuck this osmosis shit, sleeping is hard. Reverse osmosis is the shit!

Bruton High School 

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
Bruton High School by spaceramen January 1, 2021

Twig Newton 

When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.

This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.

*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
Twig Newton by Redrokkit May 20, 2021