Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

David Dobrik 

An asshole who's actually really entertaining. He used to be a viner in 2013 but due to vine dying he became a little bitch on youtube. He built a whole empire out of being a dick to all his friends by putting spiders and other shit on them as they're blindfolded. All his videos are 4:20 seconds long because he's a hardcore stoner.
You: Wow that David Dobrik sure is a dick!
Me: Yeah but his videos are perfect for my ADD.
David Dobrik by VR.amos September 1, 2017
A Jamaican wipe used to wipe toilet seats
Hey man, have you seen my kambutah?
Kambutah by MurpFoofle August 30, 2019

Flight Dispatcher 

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
Flight Dispatcher by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
A Guy who is a little plump but the sweetest little teddy bear in the world. He seems to have a lot of friends but he only has a few. He is a one hit wonder that always thinks he's better than everyone. But he is a very trustworthy and nice person when you get to know him
Look that's Harrison

Tayshaun 

A Tayshaun is a kind carrying emotional nigga. He has waves or curly hair likes mixed girls with curly hair have a good heart but a short fuse. AFTAN TAKEN FOR GRANTED. DELIRIOUSLY FUNNY. Always stands out tends to fuck and say stupid things around his crush or to her. LIKES girls with the following if YOU DONT HAVE THE FOLLOWING YOUR NOT OUR TYPE CURLEY HAIR LIGHT SKIN OR MIXED BROWN EYES SEXY SMILE SEXY AND AMAZING AT EVERYTHING YOU DO. TAYSHAUN IS MANNY THINGS BUT IF PUSHED TENDS TO PULL AWAY DONT TAKE US FOR GRANTED.
TAYSHAUN WANTS TO BE LOVED BY EVERYONE BUT WHEN CONSTANTLY TALKED ABOUT TENDS TO SAY FUCK IT.
Tayshaun by Tayshaun taytay January 31, 2019

Shitstamp 

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.
“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”
Shitstamp by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019
(adj) concise, specific, dry
Her response was very factual and pointual, but carried no emotion
pointual by Kusuda February 6, 2008
Next