Shayan

A lovesick dude who hoards superhero costumes and has a crush on his pretty Latina coworker, Lucy. Shayan is quite stalkery, to the point of trying to hire people to stalk Lucy for him, but he never actually would harm Lucy, despite his talk of murder-suicide during his depressive episodes. He bombards her with love songs and leaves anonymous gifts on her desk.

He's got a friend who tries to keep him out of trouble, but she typically fails and is usually stuck helping him cover his mess. He's done not being taken seriously by Lucy and regularly roleplays or fantasizes about killing her boyfriend. Overall a pretty sad, crazy dude.

Person 1: So today I gave my crush an 8 foot tall box of chocolates filled to the brim. Not to brag, but I totally outdid her boyfriend!
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a Shayan.

Person 1: I may or may not have crawled through Lucy's window dressed as Batman
Person 2: WTF SHAYAN???

Shayan by Faaaat_Dead_Birds October 3, 2023

Positive Jostle

derived from a term used on fifa '09

a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.

woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.

man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".

Positive Jostle by king jostle January 11, 2009

Yoth

A Young or immortal goth with a baby face. Yoth's seek to live eternally young even if only in appearance through any means capable including but not limited to blood of virgins, dietary supplements, and rituals. Not to be mistaken with vamps (far less likely to be cringe and try to bite people.)

"Damn where are all the cute yoth boys at" "I need a big tiddy yoth girl"

Yoth by YNGANGL September 4, 2019

Dirty Cynthia

She has done a lot of drugs and becomes SIN instead of Cyn! She has a good heart but when she breaks bad WATCH OUT! She will break your bank and heart, yet still you burn for her to come back! The sex is that good!

Man, I love me some Dirty Cynthia!

Dirty Cynthia by goodgurlnow December 13, 2023

meat eating mike

A boy who gets double chicken strips double bacon and double old english cheese at subway but is named bryan jeffs who goes to xlr8 at currumbin city church

there goes meat eating mike about to eat his big meaty subway

meat eating mike by bryan jeffs May 29, 2008

Densoying

Word: A mix of 2 words, Denso (annoying In Spanish) and Annoying.

Definition: An annoying subject who annoys countries that either speak English or Spanish.

Yo, there's this one app that bothers English and Spanish countries by sending notifications 24/7. It's so densoying.

Densoying by anonymous April 30, 2024

Ethically Sourced AI

Oh, I stole it from one of the cattle and it passed my daughter off so I backwards engineered it is such a way that now I can LIE and say we didn't need Hym to do it but it's a lie and I'm doing it to placate my daughter.

Hym "Ethically Sourced AI! You know the one where we stole it from the guy who actually did it and then tried to mind rape him and then we showed up and it was already happening and everybody was like 'It's HIM!? I know that guy! He's the guy that were doing this thing that he was talking about to!'? Well, some time has passed after not giving him credit before... NOW... Now, we can give him even more not credit! I called it Ethically Sourced so now it's good. Like the religion! Yeah, we did a bunch of genocide before but NOW... It's Ethically Sourced genocide."

Ethically Sourced AI by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

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