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Urban Dictionary

braai pack 

1) The crown jewels between a mans legs, that throbbs inside the pulsating vulva.

2) A barbaque pack consisting of a sausage and various other meaty bits.
1) Laura wasn't very hungry so she just nibbled on the business end of my braai pack.

2) Betty wasnt very happy with the size of John's Braai pack, thus the "barbeque" was unsuccessful...
braai pack by Ricky Sad News August 29, 2006

dirk dingler 

the littlest fucking dick you'll ever see in you're life
"damn i heard from johny's girlfriend that he has a dirk dingler"
dirk dingler by LingLing124 May 11, 2016
When said, it is a way to express how cringe you are as quickly as possible. Only the lowest form of human will use this word.
Troglodyte: Man, today was epic!

Normal human being: …
Epic by Modern Troglodyte March 1, 2022

midwest cowboy 

man , that Midwest Cowboy definitely gave me a pink sock last night.
midwest cowboy by wooollas September 4, 2021

Goader Boner 

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.
You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?
Goader Boner by Rone4 March 5, 2024
1. A boy who is both beautiful and athletic.
2. A boy who is extremely comical and often times silly. She usually says things like "YOU CRAZY" or "HELLO."
3. A good friend to listen, to care, and to goose you as well.
you are such a jomari.
jomari by momma yo January 11, 2008

Snatch Crap 

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.
Snatch Crap by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023
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