Trying to say beer goggles, but comes out as bear goggles while being intoxicated!

(Adjective) Something that is too intense to be described as "intense"; extremely awesome

This word can be used when no other word can be found to describe an awesome occurence

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.

(also known as a musty milkshake)
when a guy skeets into a cup and a girl squirts into a cup and you mix it with a spoon and make her drink it

The fine specimen pretty much just has frizzy hair and the only thing going for him is county.

Derp is the epidimy of retarded comedy.