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imos

an abbreviation of 'in the middle of something' used in texts to tell another person that you cannot talk because you are busy
one sec, imos
by Caitlin Mag April 17, 2017
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pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like
anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*
by me! muahaha March 3, 2008
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Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
by ellispsycho January 5, 2009
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Aunt Margaret

The time of the month when a woman's period occurs.
I was hoping to wear that tight white dress until Aunt Margaret came to visit.
by JYoPDiddy February 11, 2010
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Bottom Text

A nude in text format. Commonly used with a 🅱.
"Yo! Tatiana sent me a Bottom text last night! She's super into me!"
"Was it with a 🅱 though?"
by Notdanielblade November 15, 2017
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lyrexic

One who suffers lyrexia
"I've got the words to this song all jumbled up...I'm so lyrexic"
by James Whitaker (NZ) October 27, 2008
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Dewball

the act of extreme intoxication and shit talking, while pretending to be athletic. Only played by the ultimate of finest drunk.
Hey you.. I fucked your mom last night, and she sucked... for real. (This is all said as you drink a beer and put voodoo on a 40 yard throw)
by You know my name! September 28, 2003
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