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euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.
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Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
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Get the uwam mug.The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.
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Get the Deepcleaner Dick mug.When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
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