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Rug Skittles

Rug skittles is a process completed by dogs who have either (1) swollen anal glands or (2) an unexplainably itchy anus.

A dog doing Rug Skittles is easily spotted. The dog sits on his ass with his back feet in the air, and scoots forward.

Dogs do this on rugs because it is the best surface for itching such orifices. If you see a dog doing it on hard word or tile, call Animal control ASAP. This dog is rabid.
-Rover, stop doing rug skittles, you're gonna ruin the god damn carpet!
-Fuck you! It itches!
by S. Galbraith July 11, 2007
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Bif

A UK term for a joint or a splif
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twompas

another term for a twomp ($20 worth of weed)
dude.... he gave me a twompas!
you mean twomp?
same thing.......
by Qwerty April 19, 2004
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shallentious

Holding an opinion that is, at the same time, both shallow and pretentious. This typically, but not exclusively, connotes sexual attraction.
He is SO shallentious... he's only into her because of her body, and succinct prose featured in The New Yorker.
by coffeecow May 6, 2011
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qazxcvfrewsdtgbnmkiuyhjlpo

If you managed to discover this combination of qwerty, you are SOOOOOOO extremely bored that your mind is crying for help. The chances of finding this combination is slim to none.
I am so bored, that I will just search qazxcvfrewsdtgbnmkiuyhjlpo and see if the urban dictionary has it.
by TJ TJ August 26, 2025
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munch

A munch is a nigga who eats coochie and gets nothing in return.
"He ate my coochie and I sent him home, that nigga a munch"
by sheila codrignton September 24, 2022
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Balforpoobin

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.
Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin
by CalebFreakin'Davis March 8, 2017
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