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rod battle

1. A fight or competition, usually good humored, between two males both seeking the same female's attention.

2. A petty thug.
When the pretty new receptionist started work, everyone in the office knew that there would be a serious rod battle between Russ and Paul.
by Merriam Webster January 15, 2003
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Polido

A Polido is a Polish Guido. He dresses, acts, and looks just like a guido..... only he is polish.
Person #1: Oh shit yo! That kid is such a Guido!

Person #2: Nah yo, he's Polish.

Person #1: Shit yo, so he's a Polido?

Person #2: Yeah bro.

Person #1: Damn, dats wats up!
by polido December 13, 2006
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Screwhorse

typically associated with being a dickhead or asshole.
The fuckstick Brett sure is a screwhorse.
by ZipperGoose June 19, 2008
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Drug War

The concerted, long term and failing effort to repeal the laws of supply and demand.
A six times growth in the prison/jail population since 1972, climbing death rates, and the funding of our enemies with no real improvement in the initial problem. Also see insanity and pointless.
Refer to Law Enforcement Against Prohibition for more details on Drug War
by DanOfAustin May 18, 2006
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Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme

While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, and then jump out through a window.
You may also perform the ninja during the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
Girl: Why the hell are you wearing a cape?
Ben: I'm finishing you off with the Flying Salameh Nitrous Extreme.
by Smokejuice June 27, 2007
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Cabbage Walk

Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.

It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.
Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk
by PooPooPeePeeHead January 27, 2020
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scooter-forums

Run by Mods for Mods, if you like riding round on Vespa's or Lambretta's with lots of mirrors and spotlights looking Gay then this is the place for you. On the other hand if you despise these types and prefer instead to ride scooters without alluding to the past then SBW is the place for you.
I used to be a member of scooter-forums but my arse got too sore and I discovered sex with women. So I have now joined SBW because its not gay.
by Eight legged freak April 27, 2006
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