Urban Dictionary

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.

You were a mistake.

The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

A useless kid from Scranton Pennsylvania that has little kids picture in his phone