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shit log look-a-like

To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.

Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.
by Young Blood Chapman October 2, 2007
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ShitBiscuit

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.
Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit
by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019
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jewtown

A very large, quiet suburb with big houses. Many people drive mercedez benzs. People have a lot of money (or at least talk like they do) but never seem to want to spend any money.
Welcome to Jewtown.
by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009
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Surprise Chef

When a girl sneaks up behind you, reaches around and starts giving you a wristy!

The definition comes from the Aussie TV show - The Surprise Chef - hosted by Aristof (A wrist off)
I was drying myself off after a shower and Karen came up from behind and gave me a 'surprise chef'!!
by Asmitty January 13, 2009
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Taraphobia

The uncontrollable and paralysing fear that you will die before you get the chance to fuck Tara Reid.
OMIGOD dude, you're all clammy and pale again -- you really gotta get over the Taraphobia before it kills you..
by Dark Savant June 13, 2006
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Kink

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed
I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.
by Tank April 13, 2007
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jaded

when you have a crush on someone named jade
Man I’m so jaded, i can’t stop thinking about jade!
by jadeylover August 29, 2018
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