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asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness
i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!
by nanza63 November 11, 2010
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Rock star pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rock star. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's inside them.

See- David Bowie, Mick Jagger, and Freddy Mercury.
"I'm doing to concert tonight. Where ARE my rock star pants?"

"Man, those jeans are pretty tight. Are you sure those aren't rock star pants?"
by parttimepoet September 26, 2009
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flip the flap

(Noun) When you're motorboating your girl downstairs, so her flaps are all flappin everywhere, and she's about to climax so you flip her over and then rail her doggystyle to finish up the job.
Frat guy 1: "Bro did you hook up with that chick last night or what?"

Frat guy 2: "Dude... I pulled a flip the flap and she was orgasming for like ten minutes."
by ASUdude5 September 15, 2010
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Tucansexual

The T in LGBTTQQIAAP. Now call me by my pronouns BIGOT!!
I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING TUCANS!! IM SUCH A TUCANSEXUAL
by TuCaNsExUaL December 13, 2018
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mummy daddy bone

The nicest possible way to refer to ones penis dork, wang or johnson. so called because only a mummy or a daddy can see this bone.
this is 10 times better word when you are old enough to say dick without ur mum telling you off. Becuase all youre mates think you're strange.
OOOWWWWWW right in the mummy daddy bone!!!!!!!!!
Chris you're 26 man GROW UP
by christopher lynch September 22, 2005
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TacoBeard

Person 1: I had sex yesterday.

Person 2: Did she have a tacobeard?

Person 1: Yes, she was hairy.
by T3n3 July 8, 2018
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Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker
damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night
by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009
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