Urban Dictionary

A collection of too much bullshit thrown at you blowing your shit.

The act of being abonded by a, your, or any ho.

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise

The name for someone who is a male, but acts as if he lifts something too heavy or does something strenuous, he may hurt his vagina. Seeing as that he is such a pussy, it would be impossible for him to possess the proper "Junk"

(adj)
Originating in various college campuses throughout the United States, it typically describes a state of prolonged absence from social life due to tests, term papers, etc.

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.

A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.