Urban Dictionary

The day a bitch was born

Instantly makes you horny

listening to Christmas Jazz and kneeling next to the Christmas tree while taking dick

A zodiac sign.

A racist cunt

Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.

Jambalaya, without any pork products.