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asdf

To tell the person that your talking with that you are soon about to looseit.
If I dont get high to night I'm just totally gona asdfasdfadsf on you nigga!
by Raikke August 4, 2006
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Breakfast Punch

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"
"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"
by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009
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homeless butt sex

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.
by bad_christian713 June 4, 2009
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Manchester united

The Greatest football team on earth. Draws derison from lesser teams because of sucess. Sadly a number of fans are glory hunters. Thankfully there is still a large number of true supporters and each one hates the glory hunters. The richest football club without unlimited millions from some tax evading Russian. Fans have seen the club through difficult times on many occasians and have been rewarded spectaculary. Malcolm Glazer threatens the existence of the football club, hoping to heap great debt upon the club and force the players to play in an empty stadium because everyone hates him so much. So rich that almost £30 million was wasted on the waste of talent that was Juan sebastian Veron.
by Phillip February 10, 2005
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kneise

North Norwegian word for å knulle
Ex 1: «Du vet ho pia æ kneisa?»
Ex 2: «Æ skal kneise ho as»
by YoungboyDaddy September 26, 2023
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sounds about right

When someone tells you something that you hadn't thought of yourself and is spot on.
I think you may have a valid point; sounds about right.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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Rango

YOOOOO RANGO IS POG POG POG POG POG POG BEST IN THE UU HE IS A SIMP POG POG POG POG POG POG POG POG
YOOOOO WHAT SUP POG RANGO HOW YA DOING?
by destrigo October 5, 2020
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