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Jas

A guy who is cute, adorable, loud, smart, and playful. He could be mean but warm on the inside.

by PandTHePoopguy May 11, 2018

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Self + Diss (Disrespect) = Selfdiss

The act of unintentionally (or intentionally) insulting yourself.

1) It can happen when your all out of insults.

2) It can happen if you just wanna fml and/or bitch about your life.

3) It can be used in both verb and noun forms.

1)
- Man, I hate you, you keep insulting me like a homo.
- Really? Aren't you gay yourself?
- Selfdiss

2)
- I hate myself, I hate my job, my life, my parents. You know how stupid I was to confess to her? I failed miserably and went on depression and all. I'm a fucking loser.
- That's crazy... You should stop selfdissing yourself.

3) I am selfdissing because I am worthless.

Selfdiss is the art of insulting yourself.

by vatomasta March 14, 2010

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poggers

Like a cool word to say to people.

Person 1: Why do you have all the breadsticks I want some!
Person 2: That's poggers man

by IdonthaveaboyfriendIlikegirls November 19, 2020

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furshur

A combination of the words "for sure". Typically used as a way of putting less effort into saying "for sure", specifically for the purpose of displaying dissatisfaction with the task at hand or a question asked. However, it is also associated with 'stoner-counterculture' and can be used without the intention of showing dissatisfaction, but as a 'cool' and shortened version of "for sure", basically meaning "alright".

Mom - "Hey Donnie, would you go take out the trash now?"
Donnie - "Furshur..."

Man 1 - "Hey wanna pack a bowl, man?"
Man 2 - "Furshur."

by TrustyPal July 14, 2018

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Charles Schwab

To rectally relieve a woman from behind while she does your taxes.

April was rapidly approaching, so I had to give that bitch a Charles Schwab.

by John DeCroce August 17, 2007

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Facebook intervention (F.B.I)

A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.

Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"

Facebook rant

by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011

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