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mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

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kazzam

a word used by a wizard

KAZZAM screamed the mighty wizard as he shot down an arab terrorist

by Aaron November 11, 2002

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smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

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hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

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A powerful wizard (Seen in the Final Fantasy series, especially) that controls various elements such as earth, wind, and water. Black mages are very tough opponents because of their extremely strong attacks. Other mages, such as White Mages, control life and healing.

"That black mage just cast fire3 to demolish that enemy!"

by Seppuko November 11, 2002

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