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Iwikwtfiw

Pronounced. Ick-ta-fi
All the W's are silent.
I Wish I Knew What The Fuck It Was
Noun. Cannabis strain
A common response to being asked the strain of your plant..
What was that we just smoked
I threw a seed in the ground, iwikwtfiw.
by Opie dilligaf December 9, 2020
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shinjitsu

The act of a woman secretly rubbing their leg on a man's penis until he ejaculates while his friend watches in confusion.
my girlfriend gave me shinjitsu in front of my friend at the park
by Dick ManDouche January 27, 2015
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walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds
Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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Marvia

A very kind and loving soul. Can be very mean when you push her buttons, can be very beautiful when she feels like it. Marvia can also take your man
Omg Marvia really took man, I'm so sad.
by Marvia November 21, 2021
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homebaby

the one who is always found at home.
though i aint reserved i love to stay at home i am complete homebaby.
by trishdark October 29, 2011
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St.Cloud, MN

Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )

Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.
“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees

“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”

“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”
by GetHit May 24, 2021
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mad boner

Boner that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. The MAD boner is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.
Guy with a MAD boner: "'suuup"
Unsuspecting chick: "OH.. MY.. GOD... can I suck it?? please?"
by Nicolas Porneau December 1, 2003
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