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light one

(lite won) n. A blowjob. Origin obscure.
Give me a light one and I'll give you a ride, honey.
by Pork King September 17, 2005
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obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "
by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017
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Guatemalan Gardener

A sexual position in which the pitcher stands on two skateboards (one foot per skateboard) with the catcher in a wheelbarrow-type position, suspended by the pitcher's penis on one end and a self-propelled lawnmower on the other. The lawnmower is turned on and the participants ride out of the garden down the street while they fuck.
"How'd you get that nose scar?"
"She leaned too far during the Guatemalan Gardener."
by Karma Sutra November 10, 2017
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sad sap

Someone who is sad and pathetic.

SAP: Sad And Pathetic
Stop being such a sad sap and get over it.

Sad, Pathetic
by Jaz.M October 22, 2015
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UHNWI

“Ultra High Net Worth Individuals”. Super rich individuals with a total net worth of 30 million dollars or more.
Equal treatment under law is when a UHNWI was poor they were treated like the poor, and when a UHNWI becomes wealthy they are treated like any other UHNWI.
by mlhiss November 5, 2014
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d12

one of the greatest rap groups ever. Im their BIGGEST fan ever
d12's the shit
by Katlyn March 5, 2004
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harshhhhika

A very cool, extremely cool person with a lot of uncertainty. This person is capable of taking you to your highest highs and lowest lows in the blink of an eye. Still the coolest human being you can ever find anywhere on earth. Make this person your friend as soon as you spot her and never ever let go.
It's not Harshika, it's harshhhhika.
by Some shuklu bitch December 1, 2019
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