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Ploghoft

A male Ploghoft is a rarity. Not often does he come out of his shell, but when he does... beware. Their hard outer layer is nearly impossible to crack. If you do succeed in breaking through, be prepared to claim the treasure of a lifetime.
I liked him, but he was a damn Ploghoft.

That puzzle was trickier than a Ploghoft.
by CALIGIRL2005 March 8, 2009
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stony bird

Someone who indulges in marijuana and feels the effects.
stoned,ripped,toasted,wasted,fucked-up,ripped,toasted,fried,burnt,wasted,twisty,stony bird
by bwoody1973 July 20, 2014
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Deep Tip

When the tip of the penis is inserted into the vagina, or ass, balls deep.
She want that deep tip!
by Deeptipboyz November 28, 2020
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Courtesy Lick

Licking the opening to an orifice in order to provide lubrication to ease the pain of penetration. The licking is performed by the penetrating individual out of courtesy.
Can I at least get a courtesy lick before you fuck me?
by MaddyMatty May 22, 2011
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Paru

Paru is something disgusting and yuck

Paru Kingdom -
Mahdi Ahmadi is the King, Santino Luca is the Queen and Andy Cheneka is the paruchode.
Ur paru as.....
by kanyewest1over June 3, 2025
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Alec

A guy who is a player, an idiot. Thinks he can get any girl he wants and that every girl is in love with him (they really are). He is a ass and will tell the truth no matter how much it hurts the other person. He tends to look like an ass in every picture taken of him. Especially the ones at school in the hawaiian shirt. He wants one girl and the one girl he wants he pissed off, so he can't have her. He is the hottest guy alive. Beautiful and perfect. He's tall and has great hair. He is a pervert but no matter what he's perfect and will make any girl blush.
Me:Don't you see him?
Friend:Of course. It's Alec.
Me:He's perfect.
Friend:He's an ass.
by Alecsbestfriend(jkihatehim) August 14, 2011
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Lonely-Sexual

Where someone has trouble finding a relationship they aren't good enough for people and rejection is all they get.
Not heterosexual, Homosexual, or Bi-Sexual.

Person 1-Hey I'm going to come out... I'm lonely-sexual.
Person 2-I strongly support your decision.

Person 1-I have found where I Belong, it all makes sense now. I Can't change even if I try even if I wanted to. sexuality
by Bubble Star December 19, 2015
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