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nerdbomber

An urban legend who is believed to sell gypsy blood and unicorn hair. Contrary to popular belief, they do NOT ride unicorns or have pots of gold. Some have heard that they are amazing people, but not enough people have met them for that statement to become factual.
"That nerdbomber just changed my life in a very positive way!"
by Gribbstein October 12, 2009
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horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.
by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005
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N Word Pass

A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.
Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-
by Just your average Goober July 24, 2023
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Bingo

When you are lifeguarding, and you accidentally, or intentionally, let a whole family die in one night.
Oh crap, I got a bingo!
by Pseudonym man 420 December 7, 2019
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rat flail

1) A fictional weapon rumored to exist in half-life 2 that consists of a dead rat attached to metal handle used for swinging at the desired opposition.
It swung the rat flail at the medieval Goblin.
by Bettermann February 27, 2005
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pile driver

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.
We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.
by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020
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Respect the Beat

When a song's lyrics/voice of the rapper is simply terrible, out of timing or just plain off and the beat is ill/sick/funky fresh. This phrase is commonly used when shitty mainstream rappers go on expensive beats and that shits wack
Ignorant Male: 0mgzzzzzzzz th1s w33zy s0ng iz fr3shhhh he da best rappah aliiiive!

Me: No he's fucking not "i have 10 bathrooms i can shit all day" is not a clever lyric, its just fucking stupid.

Ignorant Male: ight your right.....but you gotta Respect the Beat that shits nice.

Me: respect, respect
by ConsciousRap March 9, 2010
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