Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

National Kiss A Football Player Day

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle
Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player
by heidywkrufiwiebdwisij October 25, 2019
mugGet the National Kiss A Football Player Day mug.

Tom Hardy

The utmost undeniably attractive actor to ever walk the earth. He is, similar to God, above us all and all women with a good taste in men fall at his feet. Oh yeah, and he’s a great actor.
OMG ITS TOM HARDY SHSBDISNSN HE OWNS MY ASS
by embussolo November 26, 2018
mugGet the Tom Hardy mug.

BLD

Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner.

When you are doing well at something. Like eating breakfast lunch and dinner.
"That game was BLD munch munch"

"Stop trying to make BLD a thing"
by piicklees August 14, 2023
mugGet the BLD mug.

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT
Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!
by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024
mugGet the Johnny Cage mug.

Gay bitch

Gay bitch means gay (meaning homosexual) and bitch (meaning female dog normally but in this sense it means asshole if)
Gay bitch
Person 1: I fucked a dude and I'm a dude

Person 2: you're a gay bitch

Person 1: yeah
by Beige.gay March 21, 2022
mugGet the Gay bitch mug.

In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.
by Observer March 19, 2005
mugGet the In the future... mug.

Fasting

Fasting for one day is not physically or mentally unbearable or unendurable, and doesn't cause major health problems for most people, which is why most major religions include fasting as part of their seasonal duties.
The guy/girl was feeling weak after one day of fasting. Fasting for one day is not unbearable, just about anybody, if not anybody can do it. Some people would be glad if fasting was something they did by choice instead of because they have nothing to eat.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
mugGet the Fasting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email