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The sound of witch a shit comes out of you anus and drops into the toilet making a "kerplunk" sound and also can cause splashing the butthole.
by ZittsViaCoo January 31, 2017
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A mere god amongst men and tards alike. Rumors have it that he is able to change reality it's self based on witty comedy.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022
Get the GayOgre mug.one of many excuses the government wants to keep from selling violent/sexual games.
mainly it seems like they just wanna ban games in general instead of worrying about somthing more important.
hot coffe was a mod that let u have sex with ur gf in gta san andreas.
mainly it seems like they just wanna ban games in general instead of worrying about somthing more important.
hot coffe was a mod that let u have sex with ur gf in gta san andreas.
aparently hillary clinton said we shouldnt sell violent or sexual games to kids but shes to retarted to know that they ask for id in the first place as if it were an adult movie.
by lookin4chopperz September 6, 2005
Get the hot coffee mug.Aspen Mayy is a beautiful 14 year old devout christian girl (b. December 16, 2009) from Colorado who has long curly ginger hair. She was created by some board agents from the Colorado Department of Transportation artificially, so she has no parents. She stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 110 lbs. Personality wise, she is shy and sweet as a person who uses autocapitalization on her smartphone and is an introvert. Aspen has a unique enjoyment of walking down highway shoulders barefoot and listening to music as she believes it is "meditating, relaxing, and calming and brings her closer to God" experience. She also reflects on her life while she mindlessly strolls down highways ranging from US285 to I-70. She usually wears loose fit rainbow t-shirts or sweaters and a pair of very short shorts. Her personality is very delicate and introverted, but she is very empathetic and always tries to find the good side of mean people.
Aspen Mayy walks down the shoulder of I-70 dressed in her usual attire: some ski goggles, a t-shirt, very short shorts, and she is barefoot. She enjoys the walk along while listening to music blurring out the indifferent drivers who merely slow down and create more space. As she walks, an angry man with a stolen pickup truck slows to confront her. This angry man is named Anthony Hardwick.
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
Anthony: gey you fat dumbass, stop walking down. the highway. u know cars go 8,000 mph i was speeding at 9,122 mph
Aspen: Hi.
Anthony: hi?? you are being a nuisance!! why are you barefoot also? who are your parents, lets call them
Aspen: Chill out. I am fine.
Anthony: you know, your breasts are tiny. what are you doing? pretending to be female? can I call you a he/him?
Aspen: That is so rude man. I don't have parents btw. Also that is a disgusting comment you made on me, creep.
Anthony: fine then, call 911 you should not be walking on I-70 ass-pin the loser
Aspen: Starts to cry but tries keeps her cool: Okay, I don't know why you are so bothered by what I do? You hurt my feelings!
Anthony: So what: *Starts to assault Aspen*
Aspen is powerless as her toes loose footing struggles on her back as Anthony beats Aspen. Rory nearby who happens to be bike riding on I-70 supports Aspen and calls "Oh Jamacanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: HEY! GET OFF OF THAT GIRL ANTHONY YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A BEAUTIFUL MINOR!!!
by Boo Radley Game November 28, 2024
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by catsrprettycool:) October 14, 2023
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