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swoof

anything that is cool
That car is swoof.
by JB June 2, 2003
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Rico SaVvage

Top Notch Cr!p N!cca
Supa Certified
Top Opp Spinning
Goat 🐐
Numba #40
Yo, That's That Rico SaVvage Nicca
by Knowledge 823 July 3, 2023
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bitchjack

v. To swipe, plunder, or otherwise take that which one does not have rightful ownership of, yet is not attended to so the crime will most likely go unpunished.
I bitchjacked my friend's seat while he was taking a whiz.

THIS IS NOT HOW ITS USED::: The robber was convicted of bitchjacking a bank's money.
by CP December 10, 2004
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shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool
That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.
by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012
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A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)
by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011
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Michał

Polish twat. The type of guy who is incredibly insufferable and will attempt to make jokes but fail miserably
Person 1: “Ew I hate Michał
Person 2 “Same”
by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe January 30, 2019
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cock knock

adj-
To be knocked with a cock
Jimmy was being a cow, so he got COCK KNOCKED !!!!!!!
by wankstain May 31, 2004
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