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poofy

Drunk, bald-headed, chubby cholo that lays around the house all day waiting for something to happen. Also goes by Phil or Puppet.

"Shut up, Poofy, you fat fuck"

by Brown Pride January 2, 2005

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May 11

The person on this day has the BIGGEST PENIS out of all their friends

That guy was born on may 11 he has a big penis

by May 11 people are the best October 29, 2019

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Cold dick

The nervous feeling a man gets before sex.

Deshawn: I don't think I'm ready to go fuck stephanie

Marcus: bro do you have cold dick ?

by MexicanMandingo April 15, 2015

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shebingl

A type of insult. It's comparable to the word Hurensohn

Person 1:"You fucking shebingl!"
Person 2:"what?"

by jooon42 December 20, 2023

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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

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Hym "Do you want to know what I'm laughing about? Piers Morgan's wife needing a 'break!' A break to do what exactly? Get pumped by a fat cock? Probably! If you told me she WAS getting piped... I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Ha! I haven't seen her though. Is she fuckable? I don't care enough to Google it but... I don't know. A break. Why would you need a break from that guy, I wonder?"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

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