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Turnt

Being lit
What is being turnt?
It's like being lit.
Oh that's my last name...
by TrulyShoe May 19, 2016
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8th gradeoritis

Similar to 'Senioritis' 8th Gradeoritis is the chronic disease of not willing or not planning on doing any work, and lazy slacking due to the fact you know what highschool you are going to. Students tend to not give a shit, wear 'lazy' clothes to school and just usually look like shit, not taking the time to care because they aren't in highschool yet and don't need to impress the noobs they've known for eight or more years. Complete nonchalantness will take place. Cause: BOREDOM.
Usually takes place in the middle of the year. ( THE CLOSER TO GRADUATION THE WORSE.) Only known cure: GRADUATION!
Person 1: THIS CLASS IS SO BORING.

Person 2: Who gives a shit.

Person 1: 8th gradeoritis?

Person 2: uh, duh.
by mostawesomestpersonever. March 10, 2011
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im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?
Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024
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human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions
This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.
by enimm13 September 17, 2015
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half mooning

to eat out fat girls assholes constantly, working from the far side of the shit flecked asshole forward to the front of her cheesy rashers
vince the head gasket is always half mooning boxrots shit caked asshole, thats why he's always so happy
by buckins July 18, 2006
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Ampheta-ring

To blow 5 or more crystal meth smoke rings consecutively like a chooooo chooooooo
Check out my new trick kids, (hits meth pipe)

"It's called the ampheta-ring"
by JerryConQueefador November 7, 2025
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lmcoasydwypcoc

Let me come over and suck your dick while you play clash of clans
Girl please lmcoasydwypcoc
by Stinkysteve897 May 15, 2021
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