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An ignorant, incompetent, functionally stupid individual that works at Home Depot on the MET team. A person so mentally challenged that they couldn't even meet the low standards of a regular Home Depot associate and had to be put into a special group of morons. METtards as a whole have high levels of absenteeism, insubordination and suicide.
They fired another METtard yesterday because he was late for the 17th time this month.
Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.
The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.
Another METtard blew his brains out over the weekend.
The whole project was ruined because one of the METtard's couldn't read the instructions.
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Get the barlap mug.To make shapes; to get something done; also used when instructing another to execute a task which they have been saying they will complete it for some time now; to deal with a problem in an efficient manner.
Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.
Tenses: make shapes, making shapes, made shapes.
Your mother said she would make mississippi mud cakes a week ago, they still have not surfaced, to her you say: "Hey Mum, you better make shapes with those mud cakes round about now hey?"
Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"
A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".
Your boss has not yet show signs of giving you a Christmas bonus, it is December 24th, and to him you say: "Hey you there sir, you better be making shapes with that Christmas bonus ye hear"
A young hooligan teenager stops you in the street and suggests you "beat it old lady/ man", this youngster does not realise you are concealing a weapon of some size. In administering the correct behaviour to the teenager you have "made shapes with his punkass".
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