Qwerfy

When a girl gets an attitude from no where and starts yelling at people for no fucking reason whatsoever. You think maybe they are in a bad mood or on their period, while in reality, they are being only a bitch to certain people.

“Did you see her?! Why is she so qwerfy?!”

“There she goes being qwerfy again”

by Tactical Raptor August 9, 2018

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beautiful mistake

(n.) - a mistake made while driving or bicycling along rural roads and a wrong turn turns out to be a great find, leading to a beautiful new place you had never been to before

"Wow, I took the wrong road last night but I ended up at an amazing waterfall in the mountains. It was what I like to call a 'beautiful mistake'."

by PRwiz101 April 26, 2010

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ambidextrousconversationalist

A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.

Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
ambidextrousconversationalists!

by Lucky227 (Sammy) January 30, 2004

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blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

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Success

Nah, I just laugh at the disability... And the fact that he proves me right! I'm ALWAYS right!

Hym "If by 'success' you mean 'being given 600 billion dollars by the government during the pandemic and having a company that is 85% funded by the government and receiving bailouts whenever he needs them regardless of how well he runs the company and being given carbon credits to sell after using you billionaire fathers seed money to buy a company after being ousted from you own company and dropping out of college' then... Yeah. It's the definition of ridiculous. He's 'deserving of ridicule.' That's the definition. It's ridiculous. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

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