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sharanya

her dark brown/black hair are always worn wildly, they look perfect that way, she's genuine, if she hates someone, its all the way. she works on extremes like that, my point with this entire paragraph is that, I'm in love with her, It took some time for me to realize that, but she's an easy woman to love, she's got humour, she's got personality, her brownies make me cum, and her giggle makes me want to hug her and play with her hair, if she's even 10% of the way i described her with you, don't mess it up, let her open up more, watch how she smiles when a joji song comes up, look at the slightly shy smile that takes place when she listens to the playlists made for her, see how she spams the most vulgar lyrics with her friends online when irl she can't say a word to you and hides. she has magic hands btw, this one day she massaged my shoulder blades and boy the way the pain went?!?. the physical affection provided by her can make the most unloved man on earth feel important, that's just the way she is. i hope she never searches her name and reads this because it'll be very easy for her to figure out who wrote it, and then im fucked for life.
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mazillion

Mazillion; bigger than a billion; used to describe when you love somebody more.
Keaya loves levi a MAZILLION times more!”
by ThatAlienSenpai January 25, 2024
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stripathlon

Similar to a marathon, except this requires endurance of attending multiple strip clubs over a short period of time.
Prior to John getting married, we all went on a stripathlon.
by NEperv August 31, 2010
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cuck tease

When a man enters your abode and almost fucks your wife but doesn't, thus teasing you with a cuck.
Davey a cuck tease, always comin ova and tellin me he gon fuck my wife, but than leaving before enterin.
by RusticRoutingRoss March 1, 2017
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Jank

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word jank. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'j' ...jank is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. jank, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, jank falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John janked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley janks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the janking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too janking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is janking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a jank.
As part of a word ...absojankinglutely -or- injankingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...jank the janking jankers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of jank...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got janked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh jank it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really janked now.
Agression ...Don't jank with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this janking question.
Inquiry ...Who the jank was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the jank is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a jank-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go jank yourself...
by David Souther October 20, 2007
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Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀
Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”
by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022
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lumanburq

lumanburq is very pog and i want them to be my mutal. they are my sussy baka. love me back my little sussy baka 😫‼️
lumanburq is my uwu bear 😍🦶
by sussy baka 😍 September 26, 2021
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