Urban Dictionary

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

Swag Man: Ayo, you should listen to Ergot
Loser: Who?
Swag Man: It's a song made by Grim Salvo. You should listen to them
Loser: Okay??

Swag Man 2(Ex-Loser): Greetings, good sir. Thou group that thy recommended 'twas good.
Swag man: Yass

Yo im going to make my best effort to save my money for a new car.

Example from PPP (Potter Puppet Pals)

”Oh Snape, let them have their flapdoodle.”

is that Ru-tvam? no... that's just a simp