Urban Dictionary

Napgest is the act of napping while digesting food.

Abstract mathematical theory: expression as a measurement of distance traveled in or outside of the continuum; a velocity currently not measurable /readable by scientific instrumentation.

Being poserrific try as hard as humanly possible to correctly pose others behavior. They maintain the highest amount of sarcasm possible whilst doing so, in a desparate attempt to be somewhat believable. Often found in those who are stuck up, emos, scenesters, those that lack confidence, 16 year old girls, 13 year old boys, and anyone else who is trying too hard. Those who correctly maintain a poserrific state for long periods of time are "doing it right."

A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.

Being more tired than someone normal.

Anyone that gives the outward appear of having money, ie... gold necklace, nice clothes, but never pitch in and always asking for one of your newports, a beer, a ride.... etc.

A collection of alien races consisting of Grunts, Jackals, Hunters, Elites, Brutes, Drones and Prophets. Humanity was not consumed by the Covenant and is therefore an enemy of the Covenant. Humanity's saviour, an augmented human (Spartan) named 'Master Chief' is the Human's last hope against those Covie Bastards.