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batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

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RC Cola

Vending machines that can be found in the desert; appearing as a mirage to be a coca-cola machine; much to the dismay of anybody who is lost and probably thirsty.

In family guy, Brian and Stewie were stranded in the desert when alas they saw a Coca-Cola vening maching; only to be disappointed when upon approaching it it turned out to be an RC Cola mahcine.

by a clever ud user October 7, 2009

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God's promise. God's promise to us and our promise to God. Honesty, Commitment, Passion, Ambition and Natural Beauty.

Kalkidan is such a beautiful, hot and sexy girl. She looks boaster and shy, but once you get to know her she is talkative and communicative. Sometimes she is a badbitch and seems careless for you.

Kalkidan is bestfriend and she is good girl for her family.

by Feker November 21, 2021

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cookout table legs

when a middle aged man gets high as fuck

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs

by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021

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rupertfish

AWESOME PENG FISH. GAMER GURLLL EMILY LION OWNS IT!!!
HI FROM SANGWOO SIMP 69

AMAZING ADORABLE FISH THAT EATS HUMANS

OMG IS THAT A RARE SPECIES OF RUPERTFISH?!?!?!?! OMG IM JEALOUS WTH

by SPIDER AF ON THE WALL December 14, 2020

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Danoah

She is a beautiful person, who brings a smile everywhere she goes. She will love you for who you are, and I promise you will love her back. She is the best friend you can have, so be careful if you have a danoah!

“Omg I see Danoah, she is beautiful”

by The waow person July 18, 2019

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