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School

Programming institute, to make modern children uncreative, quiet, obdient, slaves of the system, instead of what they DON'T want - artists, leaders, musicans, CEO's, government officials.. In that place, they give you some bullshit you must remember to then forget it. if you are obdient, and remember this BS, society thinks you are smart. in school they often don't pay attention to mental health issues and don't care about the kids, and many people want to commit suicide because they are so overwhelmed by school. you're in this place to later go into another waste of time and scam, called college, then get a regular 9-5 job, give money to big corporations, then watch some Netflix propaganda and die. Novus ordo Seclorum.
- do you go to school?
- yeah, but i wanna commit suicide, i am bad at school, i have too much homework, i don't have time to spend time with my friends and my family, i am bullied and the teachers don't do anything. why even this place exists? i am a failure.
- no, youre not. if you have bad grates that doesn't mean you are a failure. your grades doesn't define your intelligence, they define your obdience to authority and memory. remember, you are a wonderful person, and you have many undiscovered talents, that school wants you to forget. try to find something you love. ignore this mean mfs. you see? this is what school does to our people.
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Scan

What you say when you don't know someone's name. Typically used in Western Ireland.
"Hey John! Any craic?" "Howya scan?"
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thats mean

when a victim of a joke says what the cool person said was mean and the cool person kicks them
by eminem February 18, 2003
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Gif

A word that cannot be pronounced without having an angry mob run after you.
Person: Gif.
Mob: it's pronounced GIF! Get him boys!!!
by TheAwkwardPhysicist October 22, 2017
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fire finger

Rubbing your finger on the inside of a hot pepper (such as a habanero)or hot sauce and then inserting the offending member into someone else's vagina or anus.
Casey was pissed at his girl so he rubbed some pepper sauce on his finger and gave her a fire finger.
by xterra0915 February 25, 2008
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She-Tex

Damn she’s all up in everyone’s PMs wanting the D... she’s such a She-Tex
by TheGoodNews November 24, 2017
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liejane

The most beautiful and amazing girl you could ever have, yes she may have her problems and suck but she's always got your back no matter what you go through. The first time you meet her she'll be very shy but as time goes on you will be able to share your most trusted secrets with her. Liejane is beautiful but she doesn't know it. She's the most kind and compassionate person you could ever meet and has a heart of gold, she is always wanting to look after and take care of you. If you have a liejane are the most luckiest person to walk this earth
I'm so glad I met liejane,I don't know what I wouldve done without her
by Kruksem June 8, 2021
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