zwergel 

A lineage of German-descent. They are of the utmost intelligence levels, specifically within their focal point. They are known to have very dry and sarcastic forms of humor, to an extent that makes their audience uncomfortable at times; a Zwergel enjoys comedy. If you meet a Zwergel, keep them close to you - the future may be bright.

Did you see Zwergel purchased that Japanese automobile? Just kidding, we all know they would never do that.

zwergel by zwiggle November 24, 2021

zwerged 

the act of a crude photoshop-insertion meme involving a small carved statuette resembling something similar to a lawn gnome.

This meme started its roots, as with many others, as a spam phenomenon on the boards of 4chan, where more than not the image is simply pasted on top of another image in place of a real reply, usually for one of three reasons- the request posed is too hard to fulfill, so easy that saying "google it" would not suffice, or being braindead enough to continue the meme just because it hasn't been done yet and one feels like ruining a potentially good thread early on.

On rare occasions, the Zwerg has been artistically placed into different situations, including but not limited to a surprise appearance in a geinecological exam.

OP: "Does anyone have this picture in a higher res?"
*posts a wallpaper he likes*

Anonymous: "ZWERGED."
*posts identical image with the zwerg gnome stamped on top*

zwerged by Daijitsu July 13, 2009

Zwergal 

Zwergals are very hearty, intelligent, and civilized creatures. These little people have mostly human-like characteristics; however, they are much shorter than humans. The average Zwergal stands around two feet tall, and they live to be about sixty-five years old. They are light purple in color, and typically have yellow-blonde or orange colored hair.

"I watched a Floofer bound through a field of wildflowers with a Zwergal on his back, and it had to be the most beautiful and magical thing I have ever seen."

Zwergal by TeddybearHulk April 20, 2018