zp

Zygote porn

Zp; when cp isn't young enough

by Jake ke May 26, 2009

Zp

A name for a funny and cool person. He is loyal and will always keep your secrets to himself

“That guys is a proper Zp”

by Brudda786 April 01, 2018

ZP

Taken from the DragonForce Vocalist's name ZP Theart.
I mean let's face it, he is Power Metal's worst singer.

Used in Power Metal terms to describe how shit something (which means pretty much anything you dislike) is.

Kid 1: Hey man, what do you think of Slipknot?
Kid 2: Aw dude, they suck, they're so ZP.

by MelodeathAddict June 03, 2009

ZP

An arbitrary but extremely small unit of measurement derived from a small penis.

I missed the goal by a ZP.

by The Ditzer November 27, 2008

ZP

A bald and rather grumpy Scottish gnome

Can also be pronounced ZEDPEE, ZUPEE or ZARPE

"Core look at dat rotter ZP!"

by Diametrica June 09, 2005

ZP Theart

Lead vocalist of the extreme power metal band 'Dragonforce.'

"On the black wind forever
We ride on together
Destroying your evil with freedom my guide
When the master will call us
He stands high before us
Our hearts filled with splendour
Our swords will shine over the light."

by WhereTheHellAreMyPants! June 05, 2005

ZPS

ZPS, or Zero Pussy Syndrome, is a disease in which a person can become detached from reality and start to experience intense waves of loneliness and self-hatred due to a lack of female interaction and intimacy with a female. ZPS doesn't always result in a person becoming unhinged or bad; some people can simply accept the fact that they will never have a relationship and continue to live life, while others will go off the deep and become sex-driven lunatics with no respect or care for any women around them.

"It's sad to see that our boy Zane is suffering from ZPS; I didn't think he was the type to care about that type of thing."

by Law you June 05, 2024