Zonked

adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.

Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck

by callinghome November 2, 2004

zonked

To be extremely tired or inebriated.

"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."

by x January 31, 2003

zonked

1. very tired

2. intoxicated, especially with alcohol

He looked zonked when he got back.

by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2012

Zonked

When any normally respectable person is intoxicated by drink or drugs to the point where it affects ones appearance so that they look like a typical street urchin.

Dude, should have seen Joshua when we picked him up, he was so zonked, he was denied entry into tescos.

by DAVID DAVID TORRANCE June 4, 2011

zonk

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")

by The LT July 27, 2005

Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 April 5, 2011

Zonk

- To go to sleep.
- The act of sleeping (zonking).
- Totally cool.
- Vomitting.

- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.

by wisebutweary June 22, 2003