Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2011

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 24, 2009

Zoner

A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina August 19, 2009

Zoner

A girl that friendzones frequently.

A girl that takes pleasure in friendzoning guys either to keep their options open or to feel a sense of power.
Usually an attention freak or a girl that seeks out drama.

"I wouldn't be hanging around that zoner; all you're doing is walking straight into heartache city."

"She's a waste of time bro," said the wingman. "Why is that?" "She is the top zoner in the school!"

by AnthonyAtaraxia December 21, 2014

Zoner

a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 17, 2009

Zoner

zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 23, 2009

Zoner

See wordThe Zone/word

Coopersville is a Zoner

by The Zone September 1, 2003