Derogatory term for a resident of Arizona. Zoners are known to frequently visit southern california (specifically San Diego) and be confused by road networks that are not in a perfect grid-like pattern.
by kevintheomanharris April 28, 2007
A lifeless person sits behind a computer and watches all fucking hell break loose. Typically a position In an Operations Department. Zoning usually means long hours of stress while shitting and pissing your pants because you can't get up.
That Jim is a fine Zoner.....he looks like a champ in the beginning of his shift then like shit at the end. I wonder if he's got erectile disfunction because of it!.......
by 311gus August 02, 2019
League of Legends jargon that represents champion(s) who can "zone" the enemy champion(s) in a lane. This means that the zoner is too much of a threat for the opposing champion to last hit minions, thereby forcing the enemy to miss out on experience and gold.
by BSMIncentive February 13, 2012
by NouveauRiche July 14, 2014
The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.
by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010
one who spends entirely too much time on the computer, posts silly things on message boards and is usualy a deadhead,sometimes theese people sit in a chatroom that nobody else is in while they post things on the discussion boards
phil lesh fans www.philzone.com is the best example of this behaviour and if you look up zippying, zippy is one of our more famous "zoners"
by patrice December 14, 2004
Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
by JohnPhillipDonners January 24, 2009