JohnPhillipDonners's definitions
Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely
Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner
by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009
Get the Zonermug.