Zoidburg

A well used and unused vagina that hangs like dr.zoidburg's mouth...

Hey buddy check out that chick, I bet shes got a wet Zoidburg..

by A real aussie March 9, 2025

Zoidburg-low

Definition invented by the player MarcoTheDunker, he personally stated:

"When we used to lose 5v5 flex against gold II to plat IV players, I have thought this could be a good definition for players at that specific elo. So yeah, the Zoidburg-low elo is exactly that one, g2-p4, which is dogshit, considering I hit diamond for 4 seasons and I'm not even that brilliant as a player."

Lmao we just lost another game in Zoidburg-low

by marcothedunker December 14, 2020

Zoidberger

Synonym for God.
Unrelated to Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

I love Zoidberger, he is so amazing.

by ship_fan June 15, 2021

Dr. Zoidberg

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.

"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"

by Noah May 23, 2003

Zoidberg

Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show Futurama, known for his voracious appetite, strange mating rituals, and complete ineptitude at dealing with human patients. Speaking of which, he's not human; he's a giant lobster. Who wears sandals. Is also known for his famous "w00p w00p w00p w00p" noise he makes when running away from danger. Loved by fans of the show, hated by the characters (For being lazy, disgusting and glutenous). Second only to Bender in hilarity.

(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."

by Alhadis July 29, 2008

Dr. Zoidberg

The loveable character on futrama that everyone loves to hate.

I feel like Dr. Zoidberg sometimes, I think I should get an ink bladder put in for protection.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Zoidberg Party

A Zoidberg party is any event that you organize where the only person to show up is yourself.

I tried to put on a seminar about ethical research and it turned out to be a total zoidberg party

by RAAN96 August 19, 2008