zititaik Share definition Flag Its when you pee and the stream of piss goes off in two different directions Shit I just zititaiked, I zititaik all the time and I end up pissing all over the floor! zititaik by codythegreek February 22, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the zititaik mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch