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zipster
this man is a god he is the woman magnet and the freestyle king, here's a quote from him "imagine dying" YOU SHOULD BE INSPIRED LIKE THIS, he also does many voice impressions, he's so good at fortnite that they CALL HIM R3D V2 BROOO , he's so good at minecraft THEY CALL HIM DREAM AND TECHNO COMBINED, he is also GREAT at roasting yahya
zipster by PlayBoiCarti himself March 1, 2021
zipsterology
The study and application of information attained through watching youtube videos and stickam chat sessions created by the user Zipster08.
zipsterology by Matt Goldblatt February 17, 2007
Zipster
Guy 1: I'd wear zip-up hoodies over pullovers anyday. They don't mess up my hair.
Guy 2: DUDE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS DRIVE-THRU FOR 15 MINUTES, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THOSE FUCKING HOODIES AND TELL THE UNDERPAID LOSER WHO WORKS HERE WHAT KIND OF GREASY MEAL YOU WOULD LIKE? YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ZIPSTER.
Guy 1: ...are you jealous of my zipper?
Guy 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Guy 2: DUDE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS DRIVE-THRU FOR 15 MINUTES, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THOSE FUCKING HOODIES AND TELL THE UNDERPAID LOSER WHO WORKS HERE WHAT KIND OF GREASY MEAL YOU WOULD LIKE? YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ZIPSTER.
Guy 1: ...are you jealous of my zipper?
Guy 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
zipsterology
The study and application of information attained through watching youtube videos and stickam chat sessions created by Zipster08.
zipsterology by Matt5413 December 9, 2008
Zipster
Slang for an asian hipster. Slanty eyes, thick glasses, fixie bike, messenger bag, sleeve tats, and an interest in the community bike kitchen and/or community garden. Will jock you out about their latest conscious hip-hop/dubstep record. Despite these revolting characteristics they may be able to help you with your bio homework.
Zipster by thecarrotmayng February 9, 2012
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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