Guy 1: I'd wear zip-up hoodies over pullovers anyday. They
don't mess up my hair.
Guy 2: DUDE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS DRIVE-THRU FOR 15 MINUTES, WILL YOU PLEASE STOP
TALKING ABOUT THOSE FUCKING HOODIES AND TELL THE UNDERPAID LOSER WHO WORKS HERE WHAT KIND OF GREASY MEAL YOU WOULD LIKE? YOU'
RE SUCH A FUCKING ZIPSTER.
Guy 1: ...are you jealous of my zipper?
Guy 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU