Guy 1: I'd wear zip-up hoodies over pullovers anyday. They don't mess up my hair.
Guy 2: DUDE WE'VE BEEN SITTING IN THIS DRIVE-THRU FOR
15 MINUTES, WILL YOU
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THOSE FUCKING HOODIES AND TELL THE UNDERPAID LOSER WHO WORKS HERE WHAT KIND OF GREASY MEAL
YOU WOULD LIKE? YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ZIPSTER.
Guy 1: ...are you jealous of my zipper?
Guy 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU