zen.k

A dumb kid that is very stupid and rage very often.

you are like Zen.k

by Dubaiis good November 25, 2018

Zen'Kiki

Noun: Someone who fails in extreme ways. (Ie: Life)

Verb: To blow yourself in the face with the power of the moon.

I Zen'Kiki'd all over my face.

by Antelopeman123 December 16, 2010

zen Koan

A zen koan is an attempt to answer the question of whether a tree-falling makes a sound if no one heard it.

A zen koan concludes that a tree falling can only make a sound if two or more people vocalize it AFTER THE FACT in the ritual of language.

This follows Vikaas's rule some things can only be verified in retrospect even if the participants were not actually there...

Zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of language as a ritual; furthermore it confirms Vikaas's rule that the participating verifiers can come after the circumstantial fact...

The zen koan follows Wittgenstein's principle of the external participant; in contrast to the external observer in physics.

Because language is embedded in the universe as per Wittgenstein, simple discussion between two or more parties is enough to create MATERIAL fact; even if that materialization comes after the circumstance, per the Vikaas rule.

by flightfacilities May 13, 2022

ZEN-KUTSADOSHI

The most idiotest idiot in idiotdom.

ZEN-KUTSADOSHI is an idiot.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

zen do kai

Zen Do Kai (ZDK) is a martial art which originated in Australia. It was created by Bob Jones and Richard Norton. They created the art after leaving the Japanese Goju Kai Karate Dojo. They opened the first Zen Do Kai centre in Melbourne. The name Zen Do Kai translates to "The best of everything in progression". Zen Do Kai takes techniques from many martial arts such as Muay Thai, Karate and Brazilian Jiu-Jutsu and combines them into one martial art. Due to this, Zen Do Kai focuses on many different techniques such as hand and leg strikes, grapples, submission holds and kata. Although the martial art was originally based in Australia, there are now centres in other countries such as New Zealand and Israel.

Zen Do Kai is a martial art which focuses on techniques from many different martial arts.

by Ninja4ty7ven December 31, 2013

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009