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When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose.
My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her
zasper by Jack Hoffman March 3, 2005
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When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.
Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker
zasper by jack hoffman May 13, 2005
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When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.
Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.
zasper by Jack HOffman May 13, 2005
A Rare Dominican Term for being young at heart, yet mature in mind. being a diamond covered in dirt. that once cleaned you shall cherish for ever. its a state of beauty that is seen by everyone but understood by very few. Its being open minded, with a closed heart. Being of very few words, but with very loud actions. is having a glare that can melt enemies in their tracks. but also given a look by these eyes can make you feel like your important. is of having a body that isnt just a body, but a temple in which it should not be disrespected. Havinga Dark aura. but when seen in a crowd, said aura sticks out like a sun burst in the dark space void. very hard to come across. and easy to lose. its of being from an island that is so rich and gorgeous, its like having an imported mango you wish to never eat and keep forever. its also being a hard thing to handle. but the most patient ones will see that its all worth it in the end.
Ex: See those two girls over there? no where near a Zashery.
Ex2: I wish my girl was a Zashery.
Ex3: i would love to have a Zashery in my life to call my own.
Zashery by OmsinLover November 13, 2011

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.
Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?
Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
Yapper Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl May 12, 2021

Zasporating 

To sweat uncontrollably after doing any sort of physical labor or sexual pleasure.
I was working on the hole for the pool. I was zasporating all day after that.
Zasporating by AlexDaBeast May 17, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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