SFL

Literal Translation: Screwed Fer Life

Dude-Hey Man guess what?

Man-What?

Dude-Well I just got a TV and it broke. So I went to the store I bought it from and it closed down. Then I tried selling it on Ebay and I somehow owed the buyer money.

Man- Sounds like someone's SFL

by AlexDaBeast October 24, 2010

Go write a book

A phrase used when someone says something stupid, pisses you off, or buts into your conversation at an inopportune time.

Girl: Hey would you want to see my new dance. I shake my hips a lot and want someone's opinion.

Dude: I would love to see your special dance.
Guy: Hey I just went to jack and I said hello and he just screamed. It was just hilarious.
Dude:Go write a book

by AlexDaBeast December 10, 2010

Zasporating

To sweat uncontrollably after doing any sort of physical labor or sexual pleasure.

I was working on the hole for the pool. I was zasporating all day after that.

by AlexDaBeast May 17, 2010