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when when your girlfriend or spouse says "i love you" but you know they are a cheater and a liar

girl: i love you

boy: zasdxfcgvhbjn
girl: wtf
boy: i sneezed and hit my computer
girl: ok.........
boy: im allergic to lies
girl: .............
boy: also im breaking up with you
girl: .............

by anonymous December 12, 2020