zambimbo

a canadian hockey fan who is also a bimbo.

Maija, you were acting like a complete zambimbo when you were congratulating that hockey player.

by sarcasticfringehead June 3, 2010

zambimbo

At professional hockey games in North America, the people who skate out to needlessly squeegee the ice so that fans in the stands don't get irritated during breaks for television commercials. A typical zambimbo team will consist of two with squeegee poles, and one with a snow shovel and bucket.

Zambimbos also act as mute assistants in whatever in-stadium contest is being run during the hockey game.

Next time they send the zambimbos out, I'm going to go grab a beer and crabfries. You want me to bring you back something, too?

by ghodfather September 20, 2010

Zambambo

A mocking term designated for the walking dead—see Zombie. Zambambo is used to describe a particularly ineffective member or group of the living dead who is struggling with a simple obstacle or predicament otherwise easily resolved by a human of average to low intelligence. Alternatively the term may be said to express lack of fear toward the zombie threat. Zambambo could be considered derogatory to the zombie community, however the group have yet to confirm this. Because of the relatively demanding length of the word it is best said from a secure location to avoid a hilariously ironic death.

"That zombie's been walking head first into the store front for the better half of an hour."
"It's fine, zambambos don't understand glass."

"WATCH ME RUN CIRCLES AROUND THIS SLOW ASS ZAMBA-"

by Takenapart June 9, 2013