Hey buddy, im afraid you may have a case of the zacklies. Your crazy diet and lack of oral hygiene has caused your breath to smell zackly like his ass...
A cryptic, English derived language spoken by a single individual in Ohio. Despite being mistaken for North American English, Zacklish has several unique characteristics that include hidden meanings, vague descriptions, and entrapment. Conversations with Zacklish speaking individuals often result in confusion, aggression, and conflict.
Quit speaking Zacklish and just tell me exactly what you mean!