The sigma of the sigma. The very manly representation of a chad. Someone who does things other mortals cannot even think of.
saïd: you don't know me man i drink the tuna oil you always throw away! i swim in fountains! i'm the son of ouled fayet! we're crazy!
karim: wow, you're such a za3im!
/ˈzai' ma/ | Zaima is a person with great humor and is the prettiest girl among her roommates. She is known for her prettiness, bitchy response, crying a lot and for being the emo type. If you ever come across a Zaima do not let her go because Zaimas are the prettiest, most wholesome, funniest and rarest human beings on Earth.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*