1.Sometimes a lover, sometimes a loner, sometimes a poet, sometimes a grump. He'll try to hide his feelings, the only thing he'll express is his thirst for
badonkadonk and peanut butter (possibly mixed together). Underneath his poker ass-face you'll find a lovely
cutie person capable of great emotions he desperately tries to control and understand (this great struggle makes him pretty goofy and
adorable, but he has to learn to loosen up more often too, come on). His nicey nice girlfriend says she loves him but she actually just wants to exploit him as a vagina filler and to gain cows (
maybe she also loves him a bit too, who knows). Riccardo Fabbri deserves a lot, he'll have a great and bright future and will surely better our world (no pressure).
People will tell him that he is a sassy bitch, they won't be wrong but he'll have to carry on anyway.
2. He was an Italian politician of the 20th century.
OMG you have no idea,
Riccardo Fabbri waltzed into the room and started
talking shit about my thesis on homeopathic
medicine: he is a sassy bitch I hate him even if he is a hot stuff.
