z-axis

When having sex, move left to right, as opposed to up and down or forward and back, this is most easlily done by laying on a sleeping bag, or any other slidy surface.

Dude, when I was bangin' my girl, I used the z-axis and she orgasmed like MAD.

z-axis by Halo 2 Killa June 14, 2005

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Z axis

a code used among teens to define a girl's butt in reference to the 3 dimensions on a graph. Z axis is how much it sticks out. Y axis is how tall it is. X axis is how wide it is.

That girl got mad z axis!

Z axis by SMDWCE3 January 28, 2009

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The positive z-axis.

The correct answer to the question "What's up?"

In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.

Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*

The positive z-axis. by MarshoT December 1, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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