a cuz u got some yurple

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

I was tipping so hard off yurple last Tuesday I developed a permenant vocal disability and regressed back to the mental capacity of a small cluster of cells inside a womb.

Girl: *Burp* Blue
Guy: Yurple
Girl: That's not a colour
Guy: It is. It's a combination of the colours yellow and purple.

"Yo, what's that on your lip, is that a herpe?"
"No."
"Is it a cold-sore or a fever-blister?"
"NO!"
"Well, I guess you got a friggin' Yurple!"

Man, don't mess with that chick, she had a yurple last week!

I gave John a quick yurple before running into the class.

'For god sakes, stop Yurpling'. 'See Hugh T' for a human definition.