yurkin' it 

the act of stickin' a douche in your pee-hole.

did you watch that porno i gave you?

yeah, i was yurkin' it all day!

yurkin' it by jorgeDeinfierno October 7, 2006

yerkin it

to jerk off, masturbate, etc.

John: Dude when are you coming to my party?

Nick: Not now bro im in the middle of yerkin it

yerkin it by nicknapolo5 October 9, 2008

yerkin it

a single shot, double handed technique derived from ancient scrolls written in china during the ming ling dynasty. far more powerful than the standard western form which can take anywhere from 1-30 minutes to achieve kersplooge state. akin to the devastating one shot capabilities of the blunderbuss. however, this form can have a lengthy reload, causing the user to black out immediately following the usage of the procedure. the user's temporarily lifeless body must then undergo medicinal treatment in the slurp tank before another yerkin it may be performed.

gentlemen, prepare to yerkin it

yerkin it by yerkin sensei June 21, 2023

yurking it 

1) to masturbate while thinking of hort people

1) Fanny was yurking it, literally.

yurking it by The Editor March 25, 2004