youth educators

Another retarded abstinence only drug program where a couple of goody-goody highschoolers who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about and have never done drugs go into 8th grade classrooms and tell the kids not to do drugs because they are all bad and drugs will kill them.

8th grader: Ew, our youth educators are coming today.
Another 8th grader: I know, ughhh. Let's ditch and snort cocaine!