Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.
The worst swear word to date, say this and your enemy instantly explodes into a million peices
1-Your mom gay
2-your dad lesbian 1-no you
2-your granny tranny
1-your grandpap a trap 2-your sister a mister
1-your brother a mother
2-*instantly explodes into a million pieces*
An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.
Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"
Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!
*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*
The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother
*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."