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Your Anus is the seventh planet from the sun and the third largest in the solar system.
"Whoa Amanda I can see your anus!"
Your Anus by AAaaalRightythen March 7, 2008
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Dad wheres my anus
Your anus is bleeding
Your anus by SUMFURRYTHING May 28, 2019

YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH 

THIS MEANS YOUR ANUS SMELLS LIKE SHIZNIT BIZZNITCH stinky poopy anus

everyones butthole smells like shiznit even people who wipe their rectum 50 times
big man adamsis sphinctor muscle is stinkalicous
yo saggy but stinky anus terds that smell like shiznit 5 is the best
MEEMEECEE MEEMEECEE

up your anus 

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit
up your anus by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

prolapse your anus 

The urbanian way of asking for anal sex.
Sscuse me,maaam!But can I prolapse your anus?
prolapse your anus by Roger R. August 9, 2006

tickles your anus 

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.
Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

Licking your anus 

A common thing that happens in happy wheels/totaljerkface.com
Guy: Licking your anus is a bad idea.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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