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Urbanian 

A word that dumb people think is a language.
Jessica: Did you hear that Todd speaks Urbanian?
Ashlyn: You need to learn yo languages, IDIOT!
Urbanian by Captain Bruh December 23, 2016

Urbanian 

An urbanian is a person who uses urban dictionary. You reading this right now, are an urbanian.
Person 1: Wow Mark, I didn't know you were an urbanian.
Person 2: Been an urbanian for a couple of months now.
Urbanian by Beware The Hashi April 1, 2020

Urbanian 

A specific person who uses Urban Dictionary phrases in every sentence, while most normal people cannot understand anything they say without checking Urban Dictionary multiple times a day. They tend to ward off most people trying to make conversation with them by using such unknown phrases.
Normal Person texting:
Oh Hey.
Can We Go
And see the movies? Sorry. text got cut off.

Urbanian: Omgg stop Shatner Texting me!!

Normal Person: Uh...so what are you doing today?

Urbanian: Macaulay Culking it.

Normal Person: Oh..that's good? See ya later.

Urbanian: Peace d00d.
Urbanian by GooseGirl November 28, 2012

ubonic urbanian 

people who try being hip with slang
that have no ability to relate words
to the meanings that they are conveying.
Most definitions on urban dictionary.com are written by ubonic
urbanians with no concept of the creative process.
ubonic urbanian by Rick Morrow January 31, 2004

Mr. Urbanman 

A gigachad who has proven to be based
Mr. Urbanman is a chad

Mr. Urbanman 

a fucking Gigachad made V1nce definition also i got asked to do this so…thanks
“ Mr. Urbanman is a chad”
Mr. Urbanman by mr.IhaveYourIp April 21, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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