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your retarded 

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

your retarded 

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.
mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
your retarded by twistor May 24, 2009

your retarded 

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.
"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"
your retarded by albinoboy December 6, 2006

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
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