shortened version of the very british
"yes, well i had intercourse with your darling mother, i bid u good day"
by ur brizzo February 2, 2004
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The pinnacle of stupid and immature 12-year old jokes.
Johanna: What you doin' this weekend?
Kevin: Your mom.
Joseph: You're such a fucking moron...
Kevin: Your mom is a fucking moron.
by Trollkicker December 23, 2009
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a word spit out at any given time or place when someone (most likely a complete idiot) has absolutely no idea what to say
Hilary: Have you beeen havin a affair?!
Bill: uhh...
Hilary: Tell me! Who have you been doin stuff with lately?
Bill: YOUR MOM!
by michael jackson November 22, 2003
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your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"
by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022
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Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying
Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny
by _salowais September 6, 2022
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Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"
Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-
by homomymomo May 20, 2020
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