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you sound fat 

An insult toward bitter females, who may or may not be fat and/or ugly, that think they are above people who are more attractive and can attract the opposite sex easily. They also generalize about people to make themselves feel better.
Bitter Female: "In my books all pretty boys and weight lifters are jerks. They think they are so great, if one tried to walk up to me I would ignore them."

Random Person: "You sound fat, those types of guys would not want to talk to you in the first place."
you sound fat by Lance Bozeman August 7, 2005
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You sound fat 

A response used to quickly and effectively tear down a bitter, jealous or resentful male. Best used on incels or "niceguys" who complain about attractive people constantly.
Male: I hate all you shallow chads and staceys. Why do girls only like assholes? Nice guys finish last!

Attractive person: You sound fat
You sound fat by shitlord101 February 6, 2020

You sound fat 

A response used to quickly and efficiently tear down a jealous, bitter or resentful male. Best used on incels or "niceguys" who complain about attractive people and women constantly.
Incel: I hate all these shallow chads and staceys! Niceguys finish last! Girls only date assholes!
Person: You sound fat
You sound fat by shitlord101 February 6, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008