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you sound fat 

An insult toward bitter females, who may or may not be fat and/or ugly, that think they are above people who are more attractive and can attract the opposite sex easily. They also generalize about people to make themselves feel better.
Bitter Female: "In my books all pretty boys and weight lifters are jerks. They think they are so great, if one tried to walk up to me I would ignore them."

Random Person: "You sound fat, those types of guys would not want to talk to you in the first place."
you sound fat by Lance Bozeman August 7, 2005
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You sound fat 

A response used to quickly and effectively tear down a bitter, jealous or resentful male. Best used on incels or "niceguys" who complain about attractive people constantly.
Male: I hate all you shallow chads and staceys. Why do girls only like assholes? Nice guys finish last!

Attractive person: You sound fat
You sound fat by shitlord101 February 6, 2020

You sound fat 

A response used to quickly and efficiently tear down a jealous, bitter or resentful male. Best used on incels or "niceguys" who complain about attractive people and women constantly.
Incel: I hate all these shallow chads and staceys! Niceguys finish last! Girls only date assholes!
Person: You sound fat
You sound fat by shitlord101 February 6, 2020

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026