You for coffee? 

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks

You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off

You for coffee? by Jondar777 July 27, 2025

Coffee for you 

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”

Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️

Coffee for you by wockminaj July 6, 2023

Is coffee good for you 

Phrase popular on various image board websites such as 4chan.org. It's a phrase used to mock posters which ask mundane questions alongside a sexual image.

References a meme in which a figure is seen holding up an image of an anime girl to a crowd, asking "Is coffee good for you?".

>OP: posts thread asking about the weather alongside a sexual image

>Anon: "Is coffee good for you?"

Is coffee good for you by (((shekels))) April 9, 2020

would you like to go out for coffee? 

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.

Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

would you like to go out for coffee? by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009

would you like to go for coffee 

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"

No. No I wouldn't.

would you like to go for coffee by Richter September 25, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020