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You for coffee? 

Often said by Spanish waiters after serving crap package holiday hotel meal, because he knows the drunken brit teenage yobs he's serving will maybe tip him £5 for two weeks
You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off
You for coffee? by Jondar777 July 27, 2025
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Coffee for you 

coffee for you is like saying “ you want a cookie?”
Kalli : pet fish drowned what imma do😢
Sam: ion care mf coffee for you😭‼️

Is coffee good for you 

Phrase popular on various image board websites such as 4chan.org. It's a phrase used to mock posters which ask mundane questions alongside a sexual image.

References a meme in which a figure is seen holding up an image of an anime girl to a crowd, asking "Is coffee good for you?".
>OP: posts thread asking about the weather alongside a sexual image

>Anon: "Is coffee good for you?"

would you like to go out for coffee? 

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!

would you like to go for coffee 

Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"
No. No I wouldn't.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026