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Yorktown Heights 

A town in which everything and everyone are judged and once you are you live with it until you leave high school. About 90% of the kids living in Yorktown Heights are Wiggers, Albanians, or Italians, claiming to have moved to Y.H. from various "hoods". The rising of "Goths" is also beginning to take notice in Yorktown Heights. Unfortunately, Yorktown Heights isn't very tolerant of other ethnicities, races, religions, or orientations. Like I stated earlier, society in Yorktown Heights will judge you for every little thing you do, so watch your back. Contrary to popular belief, Yorktown Heights isn't filled to the brim with snobby, rich, greedy assholes. Y.H. is in Westchester County, yes, but there are poor parts of Yorktown Heights, too, just like any other area in the U.S. There is a high level of police presence and there are many drug related and violence related crimes that are committed in Yorktown Heights. On a separate note, Yorktown Heights has sweet Lacrosse, Football, and Baseball teams that have won and are still winning multiple New York State Championships, just look at our High School Gymnasium!
Wigger - Hey yo dawg ju wanna go dewntewn to dat firamens canival in Yorktown Heights gangsta?!?!?

Normal Guy - What the hell are you saying man?!

Wigger - Nah nah man im down wit da set up in dis mothafucka man!!!

Normal Guy - OK see ya dude...

yorktown heights 

A decent sized town approx. 38 miles from midtown Manhattan, located in Westchester County. More than half the population originates from Yonkers, the Bronx or somewhere else in the city. A large population of Italians, Albanians, other whites and Hispanics. Every driveway has four or more cars & people mow their lawns religiously – but that of course is the job of the landscaper – duh. Everybody has too much attitude, are too stuck up and nobody likes to be bothered. People like to talk so better watch what you say. Too much traffic between the hours of 3-7 on weekdays… and nobody knows how to drive!!! Basically there is nothing fun to do in this town… go to starbucks, drive around, somebody’s house to get trashed or chill in a parking lot. … don't move here.
yorktown heights by jj88n0 July 9, 2009

Yorktown Heights 

Worst place ever.
Yorktown Heights is the worst place ever.
Yorktown Heights by Worstplaceever October 27, 2011

Yorktown Heights 

1.an extremely dumb person
2.rich westchester assholes
3.shit town with stuck up asses and the best thing to do is hang out and drink in a parking lot or bike trail
4.Dave Mathews went here for like what a month yet everyone talks about it
1.You are soo dumb, I would think you are from yorktown.
2.Your house is so crap it belongs in Yorktown
Yorktown Heights by YTC wannabe February 28, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026