Yoner 

Having more than a boner

i don't have a boner i have a yoner, its way bigger than a boner

Yoner by solly145 January 30, 2019

yoner 

A lady boner.

WOW! I have a raging yoner right now.

yoner by king stanson December 9, 2012

Yoner 

Person from Oldham

You, you're a Yoner you is

Yoner by Marie August 23, 2003

Yoner 

Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.

Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P

Yoner by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009

Yoner 

Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!

I was hiking in Teton Valley and saw a beast with a stiff yoner in his pants

Yoner by Shacker September 11, 2018

yoner 

a hard longlasting erection

that girl is giving me a big yoner

yoner by kool RCHS student March 7, 2009

Yoner

when you eat yogurt so good you get a boner

“dude that yogurt was so good it gave me a yoner”

Yoner by acornsyndrome22 September 22, 2026